A Whole New Meaning to Protection
After laughing hysterically for about 10 minutes, drying my eyes and regaining my composure, I sat down to start writing about this topic. But, alas, I think the product description and accompanying photo say it all:
The tampon stun gun is the latest in portable and personal security systems. The beauty of this stun gun, aptly named The Pink Stinger, is its ingenious design and ability to be concealed nicely and unassumingly into any purse for ultimate stealth. The stun gun’s gentle glide zapplicator easily fits in the palm of your hand for incredible comfort and protection and ready for honorable discharge at a moments notice. In addition, its fresh floral scent helps eliminate the smell of fear, not just cover it up.
The Pink Stinger packs 50,000 volts of power at your finger tips. Because it is an advanced stun gun, you do have the option of stun capabilities with a simple click of a switch. In the Stun setting, you need only make contact with intended target via the 2 prods for an effective toxic shock rendering the victim disoriented, demoralized and embarrassed . When shooting in Zap mode, 2 extra absorbent cotton tampons with barbed probes and 14 ft. of wire are expelled and propelled by compressed nitrogen. Electric current then passes to the body, where the probes have attach to the clothing or bare skin, causing central nervous system disruption, possible urination and certain humiliation. Optimal target range for the taser is 7-10 feet with a maximum of 14 feet. Absorbency range of tampon is 6-9 grams. The included batteries and compressed nitrogen cartridge store neatly in the pink zapplicator casing for easy replacement.
I’m sure all of us women would feel a little safer with one of these in our purses…
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women, tampons, protection, security, taser, stun gun
June 14th, 2007 at 6:05 pm
Umm..”gentle glide zapplicator”? … umm… is this for real? What happens if you grab the wrong one when you actually need one for the real use?
June 14th, 2007 at 6:16 pm
Honestly, Sally, I really don’t want to know…I truly hope that most ladies would have enough common sense to keep the two separate!
June 14th, 2007 at 8:51 pm
Somewhere a S.W.A.T. team trains for the ultimate confrontation….
“Ma’am…if you just put down the zapplicator you can have all the chocolate you want….”